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All fact. All fake. All funny.

Wonkipedia is a very silly website. You have been warned.

I set it up back in 2009 as a highly uninformative entertainment aimed at children. But in truth there is something in it for everyone regardless of age, inside leg length and, indeed, intelligence.

If you want to know more about deadly sausages, horse code, nostril hair, or the secrets of the pharaohs, then you must visit Wonkipedia.com immediately.

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